Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian

(from the comedian Robin Williams, who is an Episcopalian, on a recent HBO special)

10.  No snake handling.

9.    You can believe in dinosaurs.

8.    Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.

7.    You don't have to check your brains at the door.

6.   Pew aerobics.

5.   Church year is color-coded.

4.   Free wine on Sunday.

3.   All of the pageantry - none of the guilt.

2.  You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.

And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian:

1.  No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.